Thursday, June 25, 2009

Squid Squad Ride Report, June 19-21

About a week after the rally, Chuck suggested a “quickie”, a short weekend trip to Arkansas. It would be a first for Ivan and a return trip for Ryan. Like a true minute man, I quickly ordered parts to do my forks and bearings and got at least the bearings done. Exactly one month after hitting the road for the Spring Rally, and one day after turning 35 years old, I was on the road again headed back to Arkansas.
If you slab down, Eureka Springs is 240 miles from KC. But I always like the scenic route when I have the time. I made a decent 8-hour day of it. 331 miles on Friday. I lunched on 12oz of prunes from the Amish, where my faithful steed had just turned 33,333 miles.
I arrived in Eureka just before 5pm and checked into the HoJo Eureka. What a pleasant surprise that place is at $55 a night. Cold A/C, clean carpet, new fixtures, good beds, etc. I watched Nascar qualifying at Sanoma on Speed for a couple of hours. Chuck and the Squid Squad arrived at around 8:30 that evening and we rendezvoused at our usual Mexican joint for some grub. The huevos rancheros were better than I remembered. After-dinner beer and jokes out under the gazebo in back of the hotel.
Saturday morning found us at the Smokehouse with the karaoke lady and the “big-ass” biscuits. Neither failed to deliver on this hot June morning. Some jokes and speculation about me carrying Chuck up the look-out tower until we realize it’s pay to play. So it’s off on the bikes we go.

We get about 20 minutes south on HWY23 and Chuck has to pull over to tell the kids to pick up the pace. “Ride your own ride…..as long as it’s at my pace.” Huntsville and we’re stopping for energy drinks. This is looking like it might be a long day.

We made our way down the Pig Trail and stopped shy of Turner Bend and headed East on HWY215. That’s the video I sent you guys a link to. That’s me, yours truly, Mr. Mid-Corner Braking, Mr. Timid Entry Speeds. At the end of HWY215, with Chuck at my side, I took my helmet off, got a cool drink of water, and caught my breath for a bit in the shade. But then suited up as soon as I heard pipes approaching in the distance…. effectively robbing Ryan and Ivan of their much-needed break. “I feel bad,” I said to Chuck, with maybe a semblance of remorse. “We used to do that to you,” he said matter-of-factly.
Headed south on HWY 103, Chuck goaded me into a drag race on one of those long straights. It was a rolling street start, and by god I had him for what seemed like 100 yards. But then I experienced a loss of power that allowed Chuck to pass me easily. I immediately looked down at the instruments, only to realize I had bounced it off the rev limiter. In 27k miles, that’s the first time I’ve ever done that. How cool!
We used I-40 as a quick connect to HWY 7, which took us over to HWY 27. We’ve all been on the upper part of HWY27, but not often have we ridden that southern-most leg. And boy is it a doozey. Good road. Chuck blasts past a State Trooper’s Dodge Charger that was hiding in a bush. The Trooper settled for second best and lit me up. But oddly he lectured me for about 30 seconds and then sent me on my way. I’ve kept bluegill out of water longer than that and let them go. It was the quickest riot act I’d ever been read, a hodge podge of all the clichés we’ve heard before….quick reference to body bags and bikes being towed. I didn’t even take my helmet off and he didn’t even ask to see my license. I stayed on the lead lap even! Of course Chuck was long gone. We caught up with him about half an hour later. That’s where this pic was taken.


After 250 miles of riding on Saturday, we finally made it into Mountain View at around 6pm. In 90 plus degree heat and pure sun, we were all “cat-licked out.” Chuck decided he and the boys would eschew their drinking seeing as how it was going to be another 50 mile round trip to get a case of beer. Chuck in flip flops and NONE of us wearing helmets or any gear of any kind, we went and had Mexican food at the usual place. Afterward, we partook of the wondrous mountain music that Mountain View is known for. The heat and humidity didn’t seem to keep anyone away. What great atmosphere and charm that town has.
Sunday, we had breakfast at Hardees and parted ways. Ryan and Ivan both did quite well considering the oppressive heat and some of the difficult switch-backs they maneuvered on HWY23 and HWY103. They’re good fellas and I really enjoyed my weekend with the Squid Squad. 975 miles traveled when I got back to KC Sunday afternoon.

Monday, June 22, 2009

Home from the Northern Frontier







I wish I could say 'It's great to be back!' and mean it but the family and I just returned from the trip of a lifetime. I won't bore you with too many details but I truly wish everyone could experience what Alaska has to offer. I am still stunned by the beauty and grandeur. A word about the Hoonah Ziprider-5,300 feet long, drops almost 2000 ft, 60 mph and 90 seconds of screaming sphincter clenching heart pounding terror as you plummet into the mist and emerge with a beautiful ocean view. Once back on terra firma, some tourists told me they could hear me screaming 'This is Fu**ING AWESOME!!!' as I flew overhead. I'm treating this as pure speculation of course. First see Capt Colton returning from a dangerous mission over the Arctic:

Sunday, June 21, 2009

Summer 2009 Squid Squad Outing - Teaser

The clip below needs no explanation other than giving you an opportunity to meet Ivan and Ryan, friends of mine who joined us on our Arkansas excursion. More posts to come...

Thursday, June 18, 2009

Blind Squirrels...or in this case an alleged "imbecile"

I'm sure you are all on the edge of your seats about how the bike turned out over the past weekend. I went to John's shop on Saturday morning. I've included some pics of the undisclosed location I like to call the Fortress of Solitude. I took the lower triple over there and he ground the bottom bearings off and then used a hydraulic press to put the new ones on. Much better than the "hammer and socket" method I read about on the board. John has everything at his shop. And what he doesn't have, he makes. Bing - bang - boom!!! In the last pic, you can see the tool he has made for pressing the new outer races into the neck of the frame. No energy wasted hurling a 5-pound sledge at your bike.




Did this fix your death wobble, you ask? Unfortunately, it did not. Upon taking the bike out for a test ride, I discovered that the death wobble had morphed into a accelerating death wobble. It was at a much faster tempo and actually built in intensity instead of diminishing in intensity. In a word, it was actually MORE scary than the original Death Wobble of Doom Crashyness. You like that name? Anywho.
At this point, the next logical step....and only remaining suspect, was the front tire. And if you will remember, I had told Chuck I would change the tire AFTER replacing the bearings just to see what actually fixed the Death Wobble of Doom Crashyness and Widow-Making Scariness. Chuck has speculated it was a bad tire all along. Well, after a couple of days of worrying, I finally got the new tire mounted and on the bike. The verdict is......no more Death Wobble of Doom Crashyness and Shit-My-Pants-itude.
I humbly submit my sincere apology to the all-knowing, non-imbecilic Chuck Hickl.

Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The World's A Different Place

Check this kid out! I believe he is only 13 and ran across him today in a tech podcast I listen to. He is absolutely on top of his game and knows his stuff! In the video below, he is interviewing a top Apple Exec but you might browse through his other material as it is all interesting. I can only imagine how cool it would be to talk to him in 30 years as he is in for a hell of a ride!

Unfortunatley, I noticed the blog is cutting off the video and I can't seem to fix the problem. You can check the youngster out at http://www.livingdigitally.tv/!

Monday, June 15, 2009

Car Talk

I've been listening to Car Talk on NPR for years. Recently I was listening to a podcast of the show and I heard one call in particular that really made me chuckle. So, I "cropped" it out of the podcast and put a photo on it so I could post it here. In case you're not familiar with the show, these two guys from Boston are brothers and they just seem to have so much fun together.

Thursday, June 11, 2009

The Rubicon and How to Cross It...

Most of you are probably already aware I had some crazy headshake on decel while at the last rally. I put the bike up on the stand when I got back an could feel a notch in the center. That small "notch" at center was much more noticeable once the front wheel and forks came off tonight. I have acquired all new OEM parts, including parts needed to rebuild the forks. John assured me he would help me with the important stuff. So we have plans to do that on Saturday. It would be a major understatement to say that I am a little intimidated by all of this. It's very odd to have the bike broken so far down. But I'm taking extensive notes, snapping tons of pics and labeling every fricking thing in sight. Mountain View calls.....from across the Rubicon.


Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Great Pic!

What a great picture of JoeB and the beautiful Arkansas scenery! Can't wait to get back next weekend, not that I want to rub it in or anything. Mountain View, here we come!

Tuesday, June 9, 2009

HOAME Motorcycle show in Kansas City

Can you think of a better place for a vintage motorcycle show? This one was held this past weekend in the Aviation Museum hangar of the downtown airport here in KC. It was quite a doozy. John and I chose not to pocket bike in a 90-degree parking lot for five hours and to instead mill around in a cool shaded hangar looking at some kick ass bikes. And there was free gourmet coffee to boot. All for $5. Here's some moto porn for your viewing pleasure. Oh, yeah, and it gave me a chance to try and wrap my head around a cut-away of a radial engine.




The world, changed forever...

Wolfram Alpha. Click here to explore and let me know what you think. Not quite a "Search" engine like Google, more like an "Answer" engine.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Livin' the Life...


Definitely not as exciting as running two wheels down the lower third of 103 but not too bad for just relaxing! We've rented our own cabana for the day with stocked fridge, TV, and free wireless access. Nice, very nice. Looking forward to getting together with you guys later in the summer so get your dates out there!