Welcome to Hell. Enjoy your stay.

There's a number of good riding days coming up in the next week.
Zero is the first number that comes to mind.

Santa's New Ride

That's my boy !!

Sweet Potato to White: "What now, bitch?"

I had a hankerin' for fried eggs and hash browns today. I was out of regular potatoes but had some sweet potatoes I had bought just before Thanksgiving for 25 cents a pound. They were going to go bad, so I made do. They tasted decent with some Cholula hot sauce on them. I ate them all!

Other clever captions welcome. Bring them on.

Happy Birthday, Ride Leader!!!

Homeless Man Gets a Second Lease on Life

When we found met with Douglas, who prefers to go by his street name - Stinky Squid, he was living in the sewers of downtown Kansas City, MO. Sewer dwelling by night and pan handling in front of local sex shops by day, he was often barely able to scrape up enough food to make it to the next day. On the rare occasions when one of the sex shop owners would pay him $5 to "mop up" the back rooms, he would use that money to buy some cheap mexican food and a hot McDonalds coffee.

But Stinky's luck changed this week when a local charity found him pan handling and saw potential in a heap of flesh that most would consider no more valuable than a cosmetics lab test chimp. The charity workers first treated Stinky to a delicious mexican feast, complete with horchata and sopapillas. Stinky ate until he nearly puked. Then they deloused Stinky, gave him a haircut and a shave, and provided him with some nice clean clothes from the local thrift store.

When asked about these miracle workers who pulled him from the gutter and restored his long forgotten sense of dignity, Stinky replied, "I can't thank them enough. They're angels....every last one of them. I can't count the number of times a stranger has kicked me in the balls just to see me vomit or gotten on my back and tried to ride me like a horse. People do that for some reason....mount me like a horse that is. I'm not sure what that's from. It started about three years ago. All of the sudden like three times a week someone would hop on my back and try to ride me, slapping my ass with a 'Kiddy Up!!!'. There for a while back in 2008, it was almost daily. Maybe there were some videos floating around on Youtube....maybe that's why it got so popular....I can't really say. My point is, it sucks getting ridden like a horse and none of these people tried any of that monkey business. They're angels I tell you."
Well said, Stinky. Well said.